Summary

What's going on, people? The spider managed to catch a frantic tiny fly this time. This guy came into the store and tried to sell me a bicycle that was broken and possibly had been lifted off someone else. He was pacing back and forth in my business, anxiously attempting to gain my attention so he could grab some quick cash and leave, and let me tell you, at first sight, he looked rather suspect. I eventually realized that this tiny wannabe gangster was just a moron trying to swindle me after asking some pointed questions concerning his purported bicycle. This soon-to-be cocksucker had no idea that he was going to walk into a world of pain. Well, see as I give this idiot what's coming to him—a faceful of cum and a dick up the ass. That's right, CHAUMMMMMP!